20 Ways to Annoy People

1. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 
2. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
3. Name your dog "Dog."
4. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"  
5. Ask people what gender they are.
6. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back. 
7. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
8. Sing along at the opera.
9. Mow your lawn with scissors.
10. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend." 
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
12. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
13. Never make eye contact.
14. Never break eye contact.. 
15. Speak only in a "robot" voice.  
16. Drum on every available surface. 
17. Honk and wave to strangers.
18. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
19. Pay for your dinner with pennies. 
20. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes. 

Four more days until Boys Like Girls release their new album..in US..